Boyler-Man Rap of Hockey Joy

For Dan Boyle, #22, from your #1 soccer mom fan
(cross-posted at Southeast Shootout)

He’s my backpedal faster,
my slapshot blaster,
my skate-it-in-smooth guy,
my like-the-way-you-move guy.

This ain’t bunny love, my female fan-crush,
tougher love than any man-crush.

He’s my offensive defenseman,
my hybrid hockey-sense man,
my better puck mover,
my Nickelback groover.

This ain’t bunny love, my female fan-crush,
tougher love than any man-crush.

He’s my playoff beard guy,
my get-the-puck-cleared guy,
my jokester on Sun Sports guy,
my minutes-man-for-Torts guy.

This ain’t bunny love, it’s a female fan-crush,
tougher love than any man-crush.

He’s my play-the-point guy,
my don’t-need-no-thumb-joint guy,
my autograph signer,
My 6-year re-signer.

6.6 per puts more bling on that ring for Amber.
You go, Boyler man.
Happy honeymoon, and happy 6 more years.

This ain’t bunny love, it’s a female fan-crush,
tougher love than any man-crush.

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